The Most Douchiest Game?
Why?
Some friends and I were out taking advantage of an on-campus bar, and it was brought to my attention that the game of pool might possibly be the most douchiest game of all time. Any game where you can play, get drunk, and try to pick up without even breaking a sweat is a bit suspect.
After all, a wise woman once said: “Never trust a man who owns his own pool cue.”
Pool couldn’t possibly be THE douchiest game of all… could it? Surely there must be a game that rivals, if not surpasses it in skeezy-ness.
The Hunt for the Douchiest Game is on, but we need your help!
Leave your suggestions in the comments. I’ll lay down some ground rules:
- The game has to have as little physical activity as possible
- The more obnoxious or skeezy, the better
- Double points if getting drunk either doesn’t effect or improves the outcome of the game
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Hacky-Sack. That reaks douchiness.
Hacky-Sack. That reaks douchiness.
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Beer pong, duh.
i’d say fooze ball. mostly because douchebags play it.
Beer pong, duh.
i'd say fooze ball. mostly because douchebags play it.
Bowling, drinking games, Frisbee, and WoW all spring to mind as candidates.
Bowling, drinking games, Frisbee, and WoW all spring to mind as candidates.
Bowling, drinking games, Frisbee, and WoW all spring to mind as candidates.