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	<title>The Aquinian &#187; Megan MacKay</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s cheeseburger day</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2010/its-cheeseburger-day/-2247</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations. It&#8217;s been two long months since you made the resolution to live a healthier life- no red meat, regular exercise and really taking your horoscope into consideration before making any decisions. So far, it&#8217;s impacted your life for the better. Lately, however, you&#8217;ve been feeling a little soft. Not in the abdominal region- oh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AID Goat Corner: Proper Winter Wear</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Interesting Diversion presents Goat Corner, a feature where we discuss the issues that are most important to goats. Goats, it&#8217;s time to get real. We had a nice break there for a while, but winter is now back in full force. You got to prepare yourself! But just because you gotta cover it up, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Grown Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided that I was going to buy a sugary breakfast cereal. I said to myself  &#8220;Yep. I&#8217;m a grownup now. If I want to start my day with a colorful bowl of sogging, sugar coated styrofoam – by golly you know I&#8217;m going to do it.&#8221; And I jumped and thrust my fist into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BA stands for Bad Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/ba-stands-for-bad-ass/-1783</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the time of year where folks who are graduating start thinking about getting there hands on their T-ring. Not me, no sir. Upon graduation, I will walk across the stage with my &#8220;T&#8221; Brass Knuckles, because my CV will read Megan MacKay- Bad Ass. Every step in my ascension to academic greatness will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rage: Weird and Wrong 2</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/the-rage-weird-and-wrong-2/-1746</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made a trip uptown to the Dollarama the other day and I came across these knock off 5-hour energy jobbies called Rage Shots. I purchased one, brought it home, took a snap off of it. What happened next is the subject of our sequel to weird and wrong. I made my roommate try the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Littlest Hero</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/the-littlest-hero/-1739</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canadian Television star and vigilante The Littlest Hobo stopped by the legislature to lend a paw to the NB Power Protest. &#8220;He kinda just showed up here,&#8221; one man said &#8220;No one saw where he came from&#8230; or where he went too.&#8221; Organizers were baffled when the Shepherd approached them and asked to join in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Out of the way, swine flu</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, have you ever heard of the H1N1 virus? Just kidding! I know you&#8217;ve got your shot. I got mine twice, just to be EXTRA sure. Now, I don&#8217;t know about you, but I&#8217;m super bored of being scared of the swine flu. We need something new, something fresh to worry about.  I&#8217;ve got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The MDG: Beer Pong</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/the-mdg-beer-pong/-1347</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[las vegas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the most douchiest game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ween]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An Interesting Diversion continues to hunt for the Most Douchiest Game with our next reader chosen candidate: Beer Pong. I&#8217;ve been hitting my head against the wall for days trying to find something funny to say about this game, but in all honesty what more comedy can be spun from a game whose motto is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Funny Comes From</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/where-funny-comes-from/-1573</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As an endowed member of the Academy of Science I would like to share with you a part of my study on what is funny and what is not funny. It comes down to the actual anatomy of the human being. Comedy is brewed exclusively in the testicles. Only those members of the species who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Country Doctor- Where you at?</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/country-doctor-where-you-at/-1332</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I sat in a crowded after-hours clinic waiting room watching a parent try to coerce their coughing child into putting on a surgical mask, I became nostalgic for much simpler time. A happier time. A time I wasn&#8217;t  present for, and I&#8217;m only 68 per cent sure I&#8217;m not making up. The time of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Halloween HorrorScope</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/your-halloween-horrorscope/-1335</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hallowe'en]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been getting the visions lately. Getting them something fierce. Something to do with the constellations or where the moon is or my prescription antipsycotics running out. Regardless of the catalyst, my tortured night terrors now serve you as premonitions for how your Halloween will turn out. Scorpio: Congratulations, Scorp! You will come into a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Douchiest Game: Frisbee</title>
		<link>http://www.theaq.net/2009/the-most-douchiest-game-frisbee/-1242</link>
		<comments>http://www.theaq.net/2009/the-most-douchiest-game-frisbee/-1242#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan MacKay</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Interesting Diversion continues to hunt the most douchiest game with our next reader-chosen candidate: Frisbee. The game of Frisbee was invented by a thousand year old man as a way to maim the youth in his neighborhood without leaving his front porch or re-loading his shotgun. The disc, originally called the Pluto Platter, was [...]]]></description>
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