Comedy

<p>For some students, Christmas break means home-cooked meals and three weeks with no classwork. For others, it&#8217;s like walking into a war zone. But I&#8217;m here to share three ways to survive the holiday season. Welcome to Jasmine&#8217;s Declassified Christmas Survival Guide. One: Do you want to build a partner? &#8220;So, Jasmine, have you met anyone yet?&#8221; [&hellip;]</p>

<p>Sad and alone, I slumped on my couch immersed in my zero phone messages. To be specific, I was sitting on my parents’ new brown couch. I went on Tinder. I don&#8217;t do well with online dating where a photo makes or breaks your opportunities. I have a smile that looks forced and ears that [&hellip;]</p>