AID Goat Corner: Proper Winter Wear

Goat Coat a la Etsy

An Interesting Diversion presents Goat Corner, a feature where we discuss the issues that are most important to goats.

Goats, it’s time to get real.

We had a nice break there for a while, but winter is now back in full force. You got to prepare yourself! But just because you gotta cover it up, doesn’t mean you gotta ugly it up!

Express yourself with your outerwear!

Ladies, show the world how fierce you are by sporting a leopard print fleece. In pink, to show you’re also gentle… and soft. The long tassels catch the eye as you twirl before rummaging through garbage with your face.

The boys will be finding themselves saying things like:

“Why Gloria, I hadn’t noticed how… beautifully you chew a can…”

And then BAM.

Instant love.

It’s simple math! [and this goes for you too, human babes ;)]

Leopard Print Fleece = Instant love always.

Well, that concludes this edition of Goat Corner. Remember Goats (this is still real time here), if it isn’t moving- you can probably eat it.