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<p>Forest Hill Cafeteria: &#8220;It&#8217;s not going to ruin my day! It&#8217;s going to ruin my life, but it&#8217;s not going to ruin my day.&#8221;</p>

<p>In rigby: &#8220;I have to follow my sign from Jesus&#8230;and get laid.&#8221;</p>

<p>In JDH: Girl 1: &#8220;I think I&#8217;m going to make some tea. Its just really relaxing&#8221; Girl 2: &#8220;Do you know what else is relaxing? Masturbation.&#8221; Girl 1: &#8220;Yeah, I think I&#8217;m going to have some &#8220;tea&#8221; tonight. Know what I mean?&#8221;</p>

<p>At Forest Hill Caf Girl 1: I never had a dill pickle before Girl 2: I heard they&#8217;re really dilly</p>

<p>1. The Plank Think of being at the top of a push up position; now drop down onto your forearms. That’s a plank. It will challenge your abdominals and is much safer on your spine than traditional crunches. Try it to see why the world’s leading back specialists and Canadian professor Stuart McGill calls this [&hellip;]</p>

<p>Alyssa Mosher &#8211; The Aquinian &#8211; STU’s cross-country team hosted a five-kilometre run last Saturday to promote healthy living. Organizer of the Spring Fun Run and captain of the girls team Olivia Long said the team wanted to make sure everyone was invited to participate in the event. “It’s kind of just like, here’s what [&hellip;]</p>

<p>In GMH caf: Person 1: &#8220;Would you rather sleep with a dead person or a dog?&#8221; 2: &#8220;A dog.&#8221; 1: &#8220;You&#8217;d sleep with a DOG!&#8221; 2: &#8220;What, you&#8217;d sleep with a DEAD PERSON?&#8221;</p>

<p>Human Rights class: Oh, you got Italy? Do you speak Spanish?</p>

<p>Colin Hodd &#8211; The Aquinian &#8211; WebAdvisor. There, I said it. For more than a few of you, that word probably seems strange without a few choice curses to go along with it. Love it or leave it, if you go to STU you’ve no choice but to use it. WebAdvisor is the one-stop destination [&hellip;]</p>

<p>Guy in GMH: &#8220;We&#8217;re going to need the loch ness monster to fight godzilla while we run from the zombies&#8221;</p>

<p>Prof: &#8220;I was at a medieval festival, and they were selling glasses of mead. And I thought, mead, that&#8217;s a beer-like drink. So I bought a tumbler. And it was a hot day so I drank it quickly. Now, mead has an alcohol level of around 20%. That afternoon &#8211; well, I don&#8217;t remember much [&hellip;]</p>

<p>Prof: &#8220;Hume didn&#8217;t care whether or not anyone understood his book, he just wanted people to buy it. &#8230; Perhaps he should have written a book about vampires&#8230; vampires who fall in love&#8230;&#8221; Class: &#8220;OH GOD, NO.&#8221;</p>

<p>Guy in JDH: &#8220;You know you&#8217;re at an arts university when the bathroom stalls have deep philosophical quotes about poop&#8221;</p>

<p>The Aquinian &#8211; The clock just ticked past midnight, which means it&#8217;s officially April 6th Day in Harrington Hall. The Aquinian would like to remind all residents to have a fun, be respectful, and always stay safe.</p>

<p>Teacher: &#8220;So what would you do if you found a stamped envelope in the street?&#8221; Student: &#8220;Put it in the mail.&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;What would you do if you found a lost child in the street?&#8221; Student: &#8220;&#8230;Put it in the mail.&#8221;</p>

<p>Students Helping Students, a group created in 2008 to raise money for the Parika Community High School in Guyana, South America, recently reached the $1, 000 mark.The money was used to buy pencils, rulers,and workbooks for the 900 children in the school and to buy garbage pails for each classroom. Some of it also went [&hellip;]</p>

<p>girl:So our CRIM prof told us that before we believe any of Freud&#8217;s theories, you need to realize he did coke&#8230;A LOT of coke. guy: pretty sure that was a question on Jeopardy.</p>

<p>Fresh from the bank machine no less.  From 1971.</p>

<p>All photos by Alex Solak</p>

<p>Backpacker Culture ~ Featuring this week&#8217;s  traveller, Eriko Imada It was the spring of 2005 and I knew it would be now or never. I put on my mother’s clothes, hiking shoes and backpack and set out. I was planning to travel, on foot, a 900 km pilgrimage called “El Camino,” which runs across northern [&hellip;]</p>